A lot of my friends are currently on the hunt for summer jobs, and I was kind of inspired by them to write a fake resume.
Elika
you can contact her via the comment section on this blog.
Useless diploma acquisitions
-Went to high school, did not learn much.
-Is currently attending college and is learning marginally more, although still not that much.
Unrelated past experiences
-Played principal oboe on Beethoven's ninth in the Sydney Opera House.
-Won a hula dancing competition in March 2010.
-Had a blog post featured on the nerdfighter website in January 2010.
-Was a member of an intramural waterpolo team last semester that lost every game by at least 10 points.
Irrelevant skills
-Can play the ukulele at a mediocre skill level.
-Excellent at losing important things like library books or syllabi.
-Can take a wicked jumping picture.
-Has kept a blog for over a year that people seem to enjoy reading.
Other things that might make you want to hire me
-In possession of a Spidey suit.
-Can hold breath for an average amount of time.
-Massive fan of John Green.
Elika
you can contact her via the comment section on this blog.
Useless diploma acquisitions
-Went to high school, did not learn much.
-Is currently attending college and is learning marginally more, although still not that much.
Unrelated past experiences
-Played principal oboe on Beethoven's ninth in the Sydney Opera House.
-Won a hula dancing competition in March 2010.
-Had a blog post featured on the nerdfighter website in January 2010.
-Was a member of an intramural waterpolo team last semester that lost every game by at least 10 points.
Irrelevant skills
-Can play the ukulele at a mediocre skill level.
-Excellent at losing important things like library books or syllabi.
-Can take a wicked jumping picture.
-Has kept a blog for over a year that people seem to enjoy reading.
Other things that might make you want to hire me
-In possession of a Spidey suit.
-Can hold breath for an average amount of time.
-Massive fan of John Green.
What would be on your fake resume?
Fake ? {:~))
ReplyDeleteWell, actually, everything here is true. So it's more "not serious" than "fake" I suppose.
ReplyDeleteEducation:
ReplyDeleteGraduated 8th in class at Starfleet Academy
for starters...
no but seriously. i wish all resumes could look like this, and we only had to worry about out-awesomeing other people.
ReplyDeleteYeah I agree with Li-Sha.
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